Had to take a leak and get a coffee, so I stopped in at Dreamworld to see how things are.
"Theming" (don't worry, keep reading and you'll see why this average first impression and degradation of an iconic building bugs me.)
This new precinct, dubbed WhiteFacadeLand is coming together nicely. Guests will be stoked.
This is a good execution of continuity for the new WhiteFacadeLand as it starts outside the park and continues inside now. Jokes aside, i'm sure all these panels will eventually get wraps on them but to have your first impression when you enter the park be this is pretty piss-poor. If regional theme park operators like Six Flags don't miss details this glaring this then so can Dreamworld, a park that was once known for its attention to detail. Also, the whole Buzzsaw area is now closed.
More WhiteFacadeLand construction.
Stuff is definitely happening for "unknown i-ride #1."
After taking a leak, I noticed this. Can you guess what picture doesn't belong?
If you guessed #6 you guessed correct!
Speaking of Peter Brock's Garage - they've wasted no time gutting the place and putting up bollards near the sliding doors to keep guests out.
Does that stop them from advertising it in park though? Hell naww!
That photo was taken outside of their brand new "Designated Smoking Area" a.k.a. Big Brother Cafe a.k.a. Hollywood Cottage (no shit, that building there is 100% Hollywood Cottage and played a pivotal part in Dreamworld existing in the first place. They would actually be nuts to demolish that building given it is such an integral part of Dreamworld lore.)
Currently the whole space is very inviting and "themed."
Half removed walkways more theming.
Super flammable foam disintegrating more rustic theming.
Posts from abandoned pathways more colonial theming. After walking down and seeing Log Ride unexpectedly closed, I jumped on the train to see what was left of Blue Lagoon.
While I was waiting I got to take in this scenic theme park vista. (Below is what it used to look like.)
It used to be awfully pretty.
But leaves are too hard to sweep up so it is what it is.
Nothing to see here.
Definitely nothing to see here, like unkempt and hazardous tree matter.
Nothing to see here either apparently, even though it's the only thing you can see.
Definitely no dangerous fences to be seen.
On my final walk around, I stopped to admire the maroon theming that's been in place for nearly two years now.
Theming.
I'm definitely in Australia's Disneyland right now.
You thought seeing this from ground level was bad?
Check this out - if my theme park went through a globally seen incident people then i'd probably avoid giving influencers a great vantage point of where we're trying to pretend like nothing happened hey.
On a positive note, after The Claw's random extended downtime (it's okay, we'll gloss over Buzzsaw's extended downtime, the West side of Giant Drop's random down-time earlier in the year, the east-side's current un-announced down time and just a total myriad of unplanned maintenance because the park is super duper safe) the ride has re-opened and it's looking really good. This was a tiny silver lining from what was otherwise a super depressing visit - the signs look great (both the one pictured above and the entrance side have been really well taken care of) and the new surfacing and paintjob is very well done and should be the standard for the whole park.
I don't care for upcharges attractions that are forced into areas like this. You couldn't have just chucked all of this into Kevil Hill and connected it via the current passholder centre? You know, i'm just saying that if you did that, then the Trolls IP would be connected to all the other Dreamworks IP. And you know, if you did that, then the whole area would be air-conned and then when it closes (because you said it was temporary except first it was 12 months and now it's 18 months so who knows) then there'd be no impact visually for guests? Because you know, no parent wants to have a toddler crying because they see Troll stuff but they can't actually DO any troll stuff. And you know, then you wouldn't be chucking more conflicting themes inside an ocean themed area. Because, you know, you're a theme park and people expect that kind of hindsight. Because you know, maybe you should've learnt that when you tried to jam car stuff into an ocean themed area? Because you know, it's an ocean themed area.
Dreamworld was successful because of John's attention to detail and nothing else. Today's Dreamworld is not even remotely detail focussed and I think it shows.
Those who reckon there's no money to keep it to some unrealistic "Disney" standard couldn't be further from the truth - poorly-placed attractions and mis-matched themes are the result of bad management, not a lack of funds. Same goes for rides that continue to be down with little to no communication on why or when they'll re-open. Same goes for letting iconic facades get knocked over, spray painted and then lets design aesthetics be ruined by a dozen and one poorly integrated conduits, crap paint jobs and air-con boxes.
You folks tell me - looking at the pictures below that were all taken in the 80's and 90's, has the park really improved?