...number one right after money!
...where we've been forced to do so!
...and we're gonna make you click an analytics link just to find out its the same date as everything else!
...by providing them with letters they can give to Centrelink
... of course, this won't be a major cost to the business, since the majority of our stood down staff are employed on a casual basis and have no leave entitlements whatsoever!
...to push them to allow us to open as soon as we can, and preferably sooner than the other guys.
by remaining open to anyone potentially infectious, so we can show them our posters of how to wash your hands.
..thank goodness!!! (Although there was that one guy that had us worried for a bit...)
...mainly because we had to find a way to use the word 'unprecedented' in a sentence, so thanks for letting us do that!
...and will continue to offer them bribes until we reopen.
*If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably shouldn't read this. For those who enjoy the laugh, you're welcome. For those who are morally outraged or offended, try to find something you can laugh at. it will make you feel better.