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@AlexBthank you for showing us what paint on people looks like.

F%^K! I did it again. I didn't make it to NYE. My NY resolution was to read more so I put the subtitles on my TV. Must be a crap expansion if it opens in 6 weeks and we've seen nothing. @themagicianWhere are my photos? @AlexBdid you see what I did with the dates?

My fav part is when families travel from all over Australia to enjoy the beaches on the Gold Coast but instead of going to a real beach they pay to go to a fake beach right next door to the real beach.

Don't tell me, let me guess. The lazy river is going to be combined with sharks. As djrappa said.

Thanks a lot @Jamberoo Fan Now all I want to know is what is kid A & kid B pointing at? No sleep for me tonight.

Ardent AGM has no mention of the Dark Ride that was on the cards for DW. If you love the smell of animal faeces you might be in luck with a new wildlife experience on the cards. DW might think they are playing the safe card going with a wildlife attraction after showing how exceptional they are at providing a safe ride for guests, but let DW be warned, animals carry diseases. Here is a list for diseases that can be transmitted to humans. (Not my fault DW hasn't mastered google, aka SkyRyder). Anthrax Australian bat lyssavirus Cat-scratch disease Cryptococcosis Giardiasis Hendra Virus Hydatid disease Leptospirosis Melioidosis Psittacosis Q fever Ringworm Salmonella Sparganosis Tetanus Toxocariasis Toxoplasmosis Another piss-weak addition arrogantly brought to you by Ardent.

I prefer the 3rd option of jacking up the entry prices and having no fast pass. Never been a fan of a fast past and never will. People are stupid so you're always going to piss somebody off no matter what you do. Put the prices up to high and people say the park only caters for the rich.

Some of the same people have been promoted too. And the ones that left are now your local mechanics.

It ain't wine so don't sip it.

New legislation proposal. Skeets law – If it takes longer to read a post than to drink a beer, then the post is too long.

Really? I just try not to make eye contact while eating a hot dog.

So many legal experts on Parkz sometimes I have to double check I'm not drunk and accidently clicked on my solicitor’s page, Weiner and Cox Attorneys at Law.

Is Bob on the list of witnesses for the inquest?

The only problem with that theory is Bob started working for Dubai Park & Resort 8 months before it happened.

I believe the Director is Dennis Gilbert who I also believe was a director of Dubai Park & Resort at the same time Bob Tan went to work for Dubai Park & Resort in 2016.

@LevithianThat's not what I was asking.

Is JAK still trading @Jdude95?

Did you not read what they said @Brad2912 ? Having a tourist attraction inside a tourist precinct isn't the best location for a tourist attraction. 👍

And that's a wrap.

Except for the case where DW management have clearly shown how how shit they are. MISSING conveyor slats, excessive corrosion, crumbling concrete. WHSQ report found the doomed Thunder River Rapids should never have been operating at the time of the tragedy.

A US company which carried out safety audits at DW has been given ‘a final opportunity’ to co-operate with inquest into Thunder River Rapids ride tragedy. Warned it could face ‘adverse findings’ "Counsel assisting the inquest Ken Fleming QC told the hearing today repeated attempts to contact JAK, which carried out safety inspections of rides at Dreamworld before the 2016 Thunder River Rapids disaster, had been unsuccessful. Mr Fleming said there had been attempts to contact JAK by registered mail and even LinkedIn to no avail. He said the Coroner’s Office would write to JAK “one last time ... giving them a final opportunity to respond to us so that the rules of natural justice can be fully applied”. Mr Fleming said JAK could face adverse findings over the way in which ride inspections were conducted ‘or the things that may have been missed". @Jdude95I hope Brad pays well.

HaHaHaHa somebody is being a stick in the mud. It needs a cartoon character who’s catch line is “that is not a monorail” every time they get of a ride.😊

You don't have that authority.

If this was the case, why wouldn't he had clarified his position yesterday. The Coroner James McDougall even stopped the the questioning and said " I am puzzled to know why you didn’t know these things seeing you are general manager of engineering,” Mr Deaves said, “You don’t get out to drive them and operate them quite often, you rely on feedback for that". “If you were to ask me these questions on any device I would be giving a similar answer.” I understand Mr Deaves was only an administrator but, but, but & but how can an administrator make the correct calls if he doesn’t know what is required? How does Mr Deaves know the the feedback his getting is correct or google gaga?

And now DW have a CEO who has never worked in a theme park. Ardent are incapable of learning from past failures.