EnjoymentThis is not a ride for adults.
EffectivenessLook there is water, there is a ride but the thrill is so low im not sure who its marketed towards exactly.
IntensityTurning and getting minor whiplash if any is the shock factor.
PacingI couldn't wait to get off halfway through. Thankfully I knew which car we were following and saw they reached the end. (The cars don't follow each other but go in different directions every second car to give the illusion they go randomly.)
Upkeep/PresentationIt was clean and pristine.
Queue/EfficiencyStaff were doing their job so props.