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I thought Richard was using the sarcasm tags when he introduced the sarcasm tags??!!??

Exactly! The next attraction to open will be a walk-thru immersive experience where guests can view over 20 actual real-life turbines in their natural habitats. There will be an information session hourly about how turbines benefit not only theme parks, but also mankind as a whole. There will be a new mascot too, Terry the Turbine who the kids will love, and for a $39 up charge you can actual feed a turbine some power (aka, click the 'on' switch) and see how one really works! Opening Sept 2014

Yeah, I wasn't being fully truthful. They are really calling it "WipeOut: Sarcasm" The rest is all true though...

Come on Brad, he/she's new here.

They are relocating it to the back of the park next to the vintage cars, putting a Perspex space shuttle encasement over the seating and naming it Mars: Expedition Wipeout.

But they have this pissed off/depressed look in their eyes. They can rebuild it. They have the technology. In other DW news, I did see a couple of management guys wandering around with a clipboard looking at rides and smiling. This to me suggests one of two things. 1- They're researching to see how they can add more turbines to existing rides 2- They're working out which rides are still open and how they can cut back on running them. (I mean why close half the park at 4pm?!)