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I thought this might be a fun game, many people have complained that DWs press releases and ride descriptions are just a huge blurb of bull and buzzwords, so if you were trying to market one of DWs rides, what would you say? eg: "Its Spinnin', Its Swingin', its in ya face, vomit time action on "the Claw", swing higher than a kid on red cordial and prepare for the thrill of your life...." ect, ect. Or maybe for GD: "do you want to experience the greatest queue of your life, then ride the giant drop..." Of course, i would never try to sell a ride with a rap like that, but anyway, have a go, this could be fun. BTW, has anyone actually wondered themselves what it would be like being strapped in an armchair in a washing machine, as from the WO spiel.

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...Spin 360 degrees, get crushed and then twirl as you watch the clothes fly everywhere.... Its not your mum's washing machine, its when Rove Live does the claw nude! ...Wait three hours, watch the trashy lights on the wall light up in terror as you board one of the most grubby looking, slow moving... ahem, I meant, hugest freefall, very super duper ultra mega wally dancing bigger ride in thr worllllld! It's not from Disney, it's at.... D R E A M W O R L D!

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I think dreamworld could re market the wipeout, i thought of it the other day. Dreamworlds wipeout is back with a vengence!!! Thill seekers be warned- EXTREME NEW CYCLE (RIDE IT.....IF YOU DARE!) NOW OPEN AT DREAMWORLD! JUST LIKE BATMAN THE RIDE 2......of course dreamworld would have to reopen the wipeout after its rehab with an extreme cycle!

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